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I’m gonna be a bit of a dick here for a moment - I don’t reblog gofundmes or anything of the sort anymore unless you’re offering a service in return (ie commissions). Especially if I don’t know you. Like, if you’ve just randomly hit up my inbox about your fundraiser then I wish you luck but bopping to me at random to ask that just. Personally I’m not a fan. Please don’t use me like that. And back in the day I reblogged a bunch that turned out to be scams. I don’t have time or energy to vet anyone’s anything, so I just don’t reblog them anymore. I’m sorry.

halberdbooks:

vamptits:

don’t ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you’re a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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Yeah

junglejim4322:

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

gayweeddaddy69:

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

despazito:

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She’s being weird again

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heartpdf:

me pretending my enormous feelings arent crushing me to death and carrying out routine tasks that are good for my health and longevity

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screamingay:

toydad-deactivated20250828:

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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

YOU can go to christianbumpersticker.org TODAY and order 10 for FREEEEE!!!!! and splice them together in any way you choose. they sent me like 20 plus some pamphlets and a dvd when i ordered them like 5 years ago and they’re still going strong. top is my new car bottom is my old car. they’re incredible.

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indouscurse:

indouscurse:

i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything “leather” that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.

omtai:

astarsmindd:

omtai:

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

transmechanicus:

poolboyvmprmansion:

transmechanicus:

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

teaboot:

teaboot:

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

maysoulrose:

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I love The Crow. My husband showed it to me recently and it is absolutely a beautiful masterpiece. So in honor of a lame remake, here’s some fanart of the original with Brandon Lee! Watch the original!!!

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